a5c7b9f00b When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth&#39;s crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin. The only way to save this by using the script, if there is one, is to start over. Hire Joan Crawford. Even dead she could bring some charm to the screen. The plot is somewhat tied to the great title, so there should be a women&#39;s prison with some sharks. If there is a Vincent Price type somewhere with a Shakespearean accent and piercing eyes, that would help. The cast here seems to come from a diet beverage commercial. The special effects are OK. The characters are written to be very stupid. Many of them seem to do what the audience knows is wrong. Fracking is the bad guy. I would guess they will make a buck or two from the title. It is a movie. They did get some people together with a camera operator and they made this. It is not a good bad movie, but it is OK for Bad Movie Night if you can&#39;t find Hillbillys in a Haunted House. No nudity. Probably OK for kids who like very dumb movies. I think Flaws is a better Jaws parody. Sharkansas Women&#39;s Prison Massacre (2016)<br/><br/>** 1/2 (out of 4) <br/><br/>Idiots and their fracking causes some prehistoric sharks to break loose and soon they are attacking a group of women (and their hostages) who recently escaped from a prison.<br/><br/>SHARKANSAS WOMEN&#39;S PRISON MASSACRE has a terrific title for a &quot;B&quot; film and if you&#39;re a fan of the Roger Corman style of filmmaking then you know a great title can usually lead to pure gold in regards to people checking out your film. Director Jim Wynorski has always been one of my favorite &quot;B&quot; directors thanks in large part to films like SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 2 and BIG BAD MAMA 2. Both of those filmswellmany others are short, to the point and deliver cheap fun.<br/><br/>If you&#39;re expecting something like CITIZEN KANE then you should obviously avoid this. A movie like this is just trying to give horror fans some cheap entertainment and for the most part I thought there were enough entertaining moments here to make it worth watching. For starters, the entire cast are pretty fun and add plenty of entertainment. This includes Traci Lords in the role of a detective and we get Dominique Swain in the role of a the woman who fixes the break.<br/><br/>The exploitation level is rather low so if you&#39;re expecting gore or nudity then you might be disappointed. The CGI sharks aren&#39;t too horrible but they are still campy enough to give you a brief laugh. Basically if you enjoy these direct-to-video releases then there are much worse out there.
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